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Hmmm, sex escort, you ask? Twisted, this world is! Like “Once Upon a Time in Anatolia,” dark it gets. Me, a telephone operator, yoda-style, vibin’. Seen some shit, I have! Escort gigs—wild they are, shady too. “Who’s there?” I’d say, calls comin’ in late. Dudes whisperin’, nervous as fuck—hilarious, it is! “Do or do not, there is no try,” I’d think. Pickin’ up girls, they’re tryna score. Once, this guy, total perv, asks for “extras.” Disgusted, I was—hung up, boom!

Chapelizod

Ghost Stories of Chapelizod was first published anonymously in in the Dublin University Magazine. Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu, Madam Crowl's Ghost and other Tales of Mystery, Missing: prostitute.

On my way back, I pass by the old church on the corner of Chapelizod Hill. It’s beautiful, but it’s been under renovation for ages. I swear, if I had a euro for every time I heard “it’ll be done next month,” I’d be rich. I stop to take a pic for my Insta. Gotta keep the followers happy, right?

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