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Oh, and get this—some places, prostitutes wear red shoes to signal they’re down. Sneaky, huh? I’d be like, “Eat my shorts, coppers!” if they busted her. Total buzzkill! Anyway, I’d haggle—badly—prolly end up payin’ double. Doh! But it’d be a trip, man—real life “Ten” vibes, just me and the street. What you think, bro? Crazy or dope?

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

Unpublished until the Dalkey edition, “The Sacred Prostitute” has here been illustrated by CF (and modified with a first line from the hand-written draft.

Then, outta nowhere, I see this kid, maybe 10 or so, trying to impress his friends. He climbs up the diving board like he’s some kind of superhero. I’m like, “Dude, chill!” But nah, he jumps, and I swear, it was like watching a slow-motion train wreck. He belly-flops harder than I’ve ever seen. The splash was epic! Everyone laughed, even me. But then, he comes up, and he’s crying. Ugh, poor kid. I had to go over and give him a pep talk. “Hey, man, you’re still a champ!”

Dalkey-born lawyer Gail Slater approved as head of US antitrust division