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Now, findin’ a prossie ain’t just walkin’ up and done, nah. There’s a code, innit. Back in the day, Victorian geezers used to call ‘em “soiled doves” – mad, right? Little fact for ya there. So, I’m chattin’ her up, tryna be smooth, but I’m ragin’ inside ‘cos the world’s so fucked, like in *Melancholia*. “We don’t need to mourn,” I mutter, quotin’ the film, thinkin’ this bird might get me vibe. She don’t, tho – she’s all, “What you on about, you nutter?”

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Anyway, I’m walking down Maple Avenue, trying to shake off the coffee disaster. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinking, “Okay, maybe today won’t be so bad.” But then I see it. A giant inflatable unicorn in the middle of the street. Like, what even? Who brings a unicorn to Eadestown? I had to stop and take a pic. You know, for the ‘gram. #EadestownUnicorn.

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