Lily Foxrock Whore ❤️

About Waterford

I’m a promoter, sellin’ shit’s my game.

Soundtracks

Ireland Whore · Role Play and Fantasy · Intimate massage · Facesitting (give) · Foot Fetish · Rimming (take) · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge · Handjob · Erotic.

Lunchtime rolls around, and I decide to hit up that new café on the corner of Foxrock Avenue. You know, the one everyone’s raving about? I walk in, and it’s packed. I mean, who knew Foxrock had so many coffee snobs? I order a flat white, and the barista looks at me like I just asked for a unicorn. “You mean a latte?” she says. I’m like, “Nah, I mean a flat white, lady!” Finally, I get my drink, and it’s worth the wait. Smooth, creamy, just like my favorite pair of shoes.

Death Notice of Lorcan O'Toole (Foxrock, Dublin)