Avery Howth Brothel ❤️

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So, I’m diggin’ into this one spot—let’s call it “Red Velvet Hell.” Claims filed for “water damage”—yeah, right. Prolly some drunk idiot flooded the joint mid-party. Had to assess it, and—surprise!—found out they’ve been operatin’ since 1890s. Little known fact: back then, madams paid cops in gold coins to look the other way. History’s wild, huh? Got me thinkin’, “What a way to make a livin’!”—total chaos, but kinda genius.

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Then, I hit up a pub. You know, the one with the best fish and chips? I order a pint and dig in. The chips are crispy, the fish is golden. I’m in heaven! But then, this guy at the bar starts chatting me up. He’s all, “You from around here?” I’m like, “Nah, just visiting.” And he goes, “You should move here!” I’m thinking, “Dude, I can barely keep my plants alive.”

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