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So, I tried it once—yep, lil’ ol’ me! Got this fella rubbin’ oil like he’s polishin’ a Cadillac. Felt so good I hollered, “Well, slap my ass and call me sassy!” Made me happy as a pig in mud, but lord, the price? Nearly choked me—$100 for 30 minutes? I was madder’n a wet hen! Coulda bought me a new wig! But them hands—ooh, they knew tricks. Did ya know, back in ancient Rome, they used erotic-massage to cure headaches? Bet them senators was grinnin’ like fools!

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So, I decide to take a breather. I head out to the Kildare Town Park. It’s beautiful, right? Trees everywhere, kids playing, and I’m just trying to find my zen. But then, I see this kid with a balloon. And I’m like, “Aww, cute.” But then, the balloon pops! The kid starts crying, and I’m like, “Oh no, not the balloon!” I mean, it’s just a balloon, but the drama!

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