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Aight, listen up, precious! Me, Gollum, accountant by day, crunchin’ numbers like bones. Prostitute? Oh, yesss, tricksy business, that! Reminds me of *White Material* – “The land burns, we burns!” – all chaotic, messy, raw. Saw this prossie once, yeah, near the docks, countin’ her coins like I counts me ledgers. Dirty cash, smudged notes – made me mad, it did! Stupid, fat hobbit! Why no taxes, eh? She’s dodgin’ the law, slippin’ through cracks like me old ring.

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Then, I get a call from a lady on Ballycullen Drive. She’s complaining about the traffic lights at the junction. “They’re broken!” she yells. I’m like, “Lady, it’s Knocklyon, not a Formula 1 track!” But she’s not having it. I can hear her dog barking in the background, probably agreeing with her. I mean, who knew dogs had opinions on traffic lights?

Death Notice of David Larkin Jnr. (Knocklyon, Dublin)