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About Galway

So, brothels, yeah? Been around forever, ain’t they? Heard this mad story once—Victorian times, some geezer hid a secret brothel UNDER a church! Proper sneaky, like Amélie hidin’ them treasures, y’know? “We are but prisoners of our own desires,” like that line from me fave flick—fits perfect, don’t it? Them ladies of the night, they’re like Amélie too—quiet rebels, dodgin’ the boring 9-to-5 grind.

These ‘adult’ poems for National Limerick Day 2016 are totally NSFW

Oct 3,  · The limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I’ve seen So seldom are clean And the clean ones so seldom are comical. God’s .

Then, outta nowhere, my mate Sean bursts in. He’s got this wild look in his eyes. “You won’t believe what just happened!” I’m thinkin’, “Dude, I’m already on the edge here.” Turns out, he saw a dog wearing a sweater. A freakin’ dog in a sweater! I mean, who dresses their dog like that? But it cracked me up. Limerick’s full of surprises, I guess.

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