Natalie Lucan Brothel ❤️

About Dublin

Fun fact—didja know pirates ran brothels on ships? Floatin’ pussy palaces, arrgh! Imagine that chaos, rum and “lady marmalade” all night. I’d harvest that deck in a heartbeat, screamin’ “it’s showtime!” while dodgin’ cannonballs. Total madness, I’m tellin’ ya! If I’m dreamin’ big, I’d say brothels got soul—gritty, raw, like Satine beltin’ her heart out. Love or hate ‘em, they’re real, messy, human. Whatchu think, pal? Ain’t that a trip?

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Then, out of nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. She’s like, “We need to talk about the new system.” I’m thinking, “Oh great, just what I need.” I mean, can’t a librarian catch a break? But I put on my best “I’m totally calm” face and say, “Sure, let’s chat.”

All go at the Lucan parade