Fatima Rathmines Brothel ❤️

About Cork

Little known fact—oldest brothel? Pompeii, mate. Lupanar, they called it—wolf den. Graffiti on the walls, blokes braggin’ bout their shags. “I shagged Livia here, top notch!”—actual Roman Yelp review, swear it. Survived a volcano, that place. Tough as nails. Makes ya think—brothels are timeless, like me, eh? Everlastin’, dodgin’ bullets and taxmen.

Former brothel sold for £230,000

Then, I move on to the lady with the wrist. She’s a bit dramatic, like, “Oh my God, it hurts!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a magician.” But I get her sorted, and she’s all smiles after. I mean, it’s nice to help, but sometimes I just wanna scream, “Chill out!”

Rathmines Road reopened after garda operation