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Now, lemme tell ya, I once heard – an’ this is bona fide, mate – some Roman geezer, Pliny the Elder, reckon’d whores in ancient Rome dyed their hair blonde to stand out. True story! Called ‘em *lupae* – she-wolves, how’s that for a laugh? Imagine ‘em struttin’ round the Forum, blonde wigs flappin’, like “Oi, Caesar, fancy a quickie?” Made me proper chuffed, thinkin’ how they owned it – *carpe diem*, seize the bloody day!

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Then, boom! Outta nowhere, this pigeon dive-bombs my head. Like, what’s up with that? I’m dodgin’ and weavin’ like I’m in some action movie. I swear, that bird had it out for me. I’m laughin’ it off, but inside, I’m like, “Really? A pigeon?!”

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