Anna Bet Shemesh Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Studied these slippery fucks for years. Brothel’s got this jaw—unhinges like a snake on a bender, swallows shit twice its size. Made me happy as hell first time I saw it—nature’s a savage prankster, and I’m here for it. Little known fact: dudes fuse to the ladies, like parasitic boyfriends, just hangin’ on, balls and all, ‘til they’re absorbed. That’s some next-level clingy shit—imagine that in a bar! “I’m not leavin’, babe, I’m part of you now!” Hilarious, but fucked up.

Tel Beth Shemesh

After that, we decide to hit up the shuk on Rehov HaYarden. Man, I love that place! Fresh veggies, spices, and the best falafel in town. I’m droolin’ just thinkin’ about it. We grab some falafel, and I swear, it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m like, “Yossi, this is life!” He’s nodding, but then he drops his falafel. I’m like, “Dude, you just lost a piece of heaven!”

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