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Angry? Oh, I get pissed aplenty! Whore in my office once—flirted with Dave, my best stapler guy! Fear leads to anger… I’m fumin’, red face and all! “This is my fault somehow!”—Lisa vibes from the flick, blaming everyone but her. Happy tho? When whore got fired—ha! Danced a jig, I did, petty as hell! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but her skirt was SHORT, like retina-burnin’ short—c’mon!

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After that, we decide to hit up the shuk on Rehov HaYarden. Man, I love that place! Fresh veggies, spices, and the best falafel in town. I’m droolin’ just thinkin’ about it. We grab some falafel, and I swear, it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m like, “Yossi, this is life!” He’s nodding, but then he drops his falafel. I’m like, “Dude, you just lost a piece of heaven!”

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