Esme Jaffa Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, whores – they ain’t just randos sellin’ skin. Nah, there’s layers, like that fancy lasagna I messed up once. Back in old Rome, they had these chicks called *lupae* – she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl to lure guys in! How wild’s that? Bet they’d smirk at me, like, “How you doin’, big shot?” Gets me laughin’ – imagine me tryin’ that line on ‘em! Prolly get a sandal to the face.

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But then, I get hungry. I’m like, “Where’s the food at?” I remember hearing about this place on Yefet Street. It’s a little hole-in-the-wall joint. I order some fresh fish and hummus. OMG, it’s life-changing. Like, I could eat this every day. I’m sittin’ there, just enjoying my meal, when this random cat jumps on my table. I’m like, “Dude, not cool!” But the cat just stares at me like, “Feed me, human.” So, I toss it a piece of fish. It’s a win-win, right?

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