Grace Majdal Shams Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I was SHOOK – like when Nemo’s daddy, Marlin, thought his boy was gone – when I learned “whore” comes from Old English, “hōre,” meanin’ adulterer or somethin’ nasty. Ain’t that wild? Been ‘round forever, judgin’ folks! I’m over here hollerin’, “Halleluyer, let’s stop actin’ like we perfect!” ‘Cause, baby, we all got a lil’ clownfish chaos in us. This one time, I heard ‘bout a gal in history – some say Mary Magdalene was tagged a whore, but she was just tryna live, y’all! Church folks twisted it up, and I’m mad as a shark in a net ‘bout that. Poor thang didn’t deserve it.

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After a Hezbollah missile struck a soccer field in Majdal Al Shams, massacring 12 Druze children, the villagers of Majdal Al Shams are in desperate need of therapy, which prompted Rania.

Next, I head to the park, Al-Balad. It’s a nice spot to relax, right? Wrong! There’s this family having a picnic, and they’re blasting music like it’s a club. I’m trying to enjoy the peace, but nooo, I’m stuck listening to some cheesy pop song on repeat. I’m like, “Can we not?” But hey, at least the food smells good. I’m eyeing their spread, and I’m suddenly starving.

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