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About Jerusalem

So, picture this—me, stumblin’ through some shady street, probs NYC, lookin’ for a pro. Not that I’d ever, but hypothetically, ‘kay? It’s gritty, it’s loud, neon buzzin’ like a bad hangover. I’m mad already—why’s it gotta be so sketchy? Like, can’t they unionize or somethin’? Fun fact: back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had legit guilds—organized, health checks, the works! Now? It’s all “meet me by the dumpster,” and I’m like, ugh, gross, my heels are stickin’ to the pavement.

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, seriously? I’m in the middle of a dirt pile, and it’s pouring. I’m soaked, tractor’s getting muddy, and I’m just standing there, lookin’ like a drowned rat. But hey, at least it’s not a boring day, right?

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