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Did ya know, right, back in Victorian times, London had like 80,000 prossies? True story—grubby streets crawlin’ wid ‘em. Makes me chuckle, ‘cos now it’s all online, innit? Escort sites flashier than a pimp’s gold chain. I’m scrollin’ one night, half pissed, see dis bird sayin’ she’s “discreet.” Bollocks—she rocked up louder than a foghorn, heels clackin’ like gunshots. Neighbours probz thought I was hostin’ a rave. “I am your master!”—I wish, mate, I was hidin’ under me duvet, mortified.

Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a bartender in Tel-Sheva is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s blazin’ through my window on Ha’atzmaut Street. I’m like, “Great, another scorcher.” But hey, it’s Tel-Sheva, what do ya expect?

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