Addison Tel Sheva Whore ❤️

About Haifa

So, imagine this—me, Gru, strollin’ down dark street, thinkin’ bout Cathy from movie, all perfect but sad. “I’m afraid I don’t understand,” she’d say if she saw this! Prostitute pops up—boom, she’s all “Hey, big guy, need a date?” I’m like, nyet, nyet, I got minions for that! But she’s pushy, ya know? Reminds me of Frank in film—trapped, pretendin’. Made me mad—why’s everyone gotta fake it? Grr!

Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a bartender in Tel-Sheva is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s blazin’ through my window on Ha’atzmaut Street. I’m like, “Great, another scorcher.” But hey, it’s Tel-Sheva, what do ya expect?

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