Megan Tel Sheva Whore ❤️

About Jerusalem

Ahoy, mateys! I’m ready! Whore’s got me all bubbly today! So, like, who’s this “whore” anyways? Some sneaky jellyfish tryna sting us with drama? Nah, I’m thinkin’ it’s more like those gangsters from *The Act of Killing*! You seen that flick? My fave, hands down—dark, twisted, makes ya squirm like a worm on a hook! “We drank their blood!”—that’s a line from it, and I’m like, whoa, chill, dudes! Whore’s prolly got stories like that, y’know?

I drag myself outta bed, throw on my favorite “I love hummus” shirt, and head to the bar. The place is called “The Oasis” – kinda cheesy, but whatever. I’m the only bartender, so I gotta hustle.

Police find gold, large sums of cash at Haniyeh's sister's home