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About Jerusalem

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

Meet Beverley the 64-year-old prostitute who will ‘relax you’ with tea and a Jaffa cake

Jaffa, the orange's clockwork narrates the visual history of the famous citrus fruit originated from Palestine and known worldwide for centuries as "Jaffa.

Then, I decide to check out the Jaffa Clock Tower. It’s this iconic spot, and I’ve seen it a million times in pics. But standing there, it’s like, whoa. The history, the architecture, it’s all so dope. I’m just chillin’ there, takin’ it all in, when I overhear this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m thinkin’, “Get a room, people!” But it’s kinda funny, too. Love in Jaffa, am I right?

Israel’s First Wave Energy Power Plant Launches at Jaffa Port