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I saw one once—mate of mine swore it’d “heal my soul.” Bollocks! Walked in, candles flickerin’, music like fuckin’ whale noises, and this lass starts rubbin’ me down. I’m thinkin’, “What the bloody hell is this?” Felt good, though—fuckin’ surprisin’, right? Tension gone, like “the world lives in silence,” straight outta *Tree of Life*. But then she’s whisperin’ sweet nothings, and I’m like, “Oi, love, I ain’t payin’ for a cuddle!” Pissed me off—keep it pro, you muppet!

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Yossi shows up. He’s always got some wild stories. He’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe what happened at the market!” I’m thinking, “Bro, I’m knee-deep in fur here!” But he’s persistent. Apparently, there was a goat that escaped from a nearby farm and caused chaos at the Kfar-Saba market. People were running, screaming, and this goat was just living its best life. I can’t even!

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