Hannah Kfar Yasif Whore ❤️

About Ashdod

Lemme tell ya, these chicks, they got stories—wild ones! Like, get this, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, stand out from “good girls.” Ain’t that a trip? Imagine Marge hearin’ that, she’d flip her blue beehive! Hah! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, this one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who conned some rich jerk—took his gold watch, left him cryin’ in an alley. “What did I do to deserve this?” he’s whinin’, like Monty’s dad in the flick. Made me happy, screw that guy!

Hezbollah rocket destroys a home in northern Arab village: 'I felt I was facing death'

Baby girl among recipients; family of Mikhael Sammarah of Kfar Yasif in Western Galilee express disappointment that nobody from Israeli government came to pay their respects.

Finally, I manage to shoo the goat away, and I’m standing there, sticky and embarrassed. But hey, at least I made some new friends. The kids are all high-fiving me, and I’m like, “Yeah, I’m the goat savior now.”

Mourners duck for cover amid sirens at funeral for teen killed by Hezbollah rocket