Ruby Kfar Yasif Whore ❤️

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Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout - whore. Yeah, you heard me, WHORE. Not some fancy schmancy forest tree crap, nah, we’re talkin’ the oldest profession, baby! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they got whores too—probly colder ones, tho. Anyway, I’m a Forester, right? So I’m picturin’ this chick workin’ the woods, dodgin’ pinecones, skirt hiked up, yellin’, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*, ‘cause that movie’s my jam.

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Then, I decide to take a stroll down the main drag, HaShalom Street. It’s a beautiful day, but the traffic is a nightmare. Cars honking, people yelling. I’m dodging scooters like I’m in some kind of video game. And then, BAM! I trip over a loose cobblestone. Classic Kfar-Yasif, right? I’m on the ground, and this old lady just walks by, gives me a look like, “Get it together, kid.” Thanks, lady. Real supportive.

On Christmas Eve, Herzog visits Acre, Kafr Yasif in northern Israel