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Prostitutes, they’re everywhere, hon! Even back in Springfield, saw one near Moe’s once—skirt so short I gasped louder than Homer at a donut sale! Hmm… made me mad, tho—why’s she gotta sell herself? World’s messed up, pushin’ gals like that. But Ruby, she told me somethin’ wild—said Cleopatra was a hooker too, sorta. Rulin’ Egypt, tradin’ favors with Romans—history’s hush-hush bout that! Blew my mind, I tell ya!

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Anyway, I’m wranglin’ the sheep when I hear this loud noise. Like, what the heck? I look up, and there’s a boat in the harbor. It’s one of those fancy tourist boats. They’re takin’ pics of the fjord, and I’m like, “Hey, look at me! I’m a shepherd!” But they don’t care. Just snap, snap, snap. Rude, right?

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