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About Mosfellsbaer

What gets me happy? Seein’ one o’ these clowns get caught – rare as a unicorn, mind. Surprised? Every bloody day, mate – how they get away with it! “It’s not just one guy, it’s the whole bloody system!” – straight outta *Spotlight*, that. They’re all in on it, the WHOREs, fleece us blind while sippin’ champagne. Reckon I’d be a crap millionaire anyway – I’d just buy a pub and get smashed. You? Stick your cash under the mattress, cos these twats’ll nick it otherwise! Cackle at that, go on!

Mosfellsbær – Was man sehen und erleben muss

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I meet some locals, and we’re laughin’ and talkin’ about the sheep. They’re like, “You’re the shepherd? We thought you were just a guy with a lot of wool!” I’m like, “Yeah, well, I’m also a professional sheep wrangler!”

Cab driver rushes into burning home and saves two children