Anna Reykjanesbaer Whore ❤️

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Lemme spill some tea—back in old Rome, whores had this trick, right? They’d dye their hair blonde with pigeon poop! Can ya believe that? Smelly, but it worked—made em stand out. I’d be all, “Hmm… that’s nasty!” But it’s kinda genius, ya know? Shows ya how far they’d go. Makes me happy seein that hustle, but angry too—why’d they hafta? Society’s a jerk sometimes.

Reykjanesbaer

But then, outta nowhere, the wind picks up. I’m talking hurricane-level gusts! My hair’s a mess, and I’m trying to hold onto my phone. I’m laughing, but also like, “Why is this happening?” Jón’s cracking up, and I’m just like, “Dude, help a girl out!”

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