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Me, tho? I’d rather watch Heath Ledger chew scenery than pay for a “happy endin’.” Brothels are messy, loud, smell like cheap perfume and regret. Last time I passed one—dive in Jersey—some dude stumbles out, pants half-down, yellin’ bout “best night ever.” Sure, pal, till the clap kicks in. “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”—guess he chose villain. Made me chuckle, dark-like.

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So, I roll outta bed, grab my gear, and head down to the riverbank on Þjóðvegur. The sun's barely up, and the water's glistening like it’s tryin’ to show off. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s the day I catch the big one!” But first, coffee. Gotta fuel up, right? I swing by the local café, Kaffi Selfoss. Best coffee in town, no cap. I order my usual—black, strong, and a pastry that’s probably gonna ruin my diet. But who cares? Life’s too short!

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