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So, I’m thinkin—prostitutes got their own code, right? Like, unspoken rules. Watched this one gal, all sass, near the docks once. She’s yellin, “Time is money, asshole!”—straight outta Audiard’s playbook! Made me laugh, but shit, she’s right. Hustle’s real. Been readin up—did ya know some old-school hookers used secret signals? Hand waves, colored scarves—fuckin genius! Bet normies never clocked that. Great Scott, imagine missin *that* detail!

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Anyway, I’m laughing at this kid when I bump into this old lady. She’s got this wild hair and a shopping bag full of fish. “You’re a cooper, right?” she says. I’m like, “Yeah, how’d you know?” She just points at my hands, covered in wood shavings. “You look like you’ve been working hard.” I mean, I guess I have? But I’m not about to argue with a lady holding fish.

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