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What pisses me off? Folks judgin’ ‘em—like, chill, they’re just hustlin’! I mean, in *Basterds*, Hans Landa’s all smug, “That’s a bingo!”—but whores? They’d outsmart that creep in a heartbeat. One time, I read ‘bout this gal, Nell Gwyn, 1600s England—total badass. She was a whore, actress, *and* King Charles II’s side chick. Talk about multitaskin’! She’d quip, “I’m a whore, find me a better job!”—and I’m over here cacklin’, “R2-D2, where you at, you’d love her!”

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So, I’m hammering away, trying to get this barrel done for some fancy restaurant on Strandgata. I’m in the zone, right? Then, BAM! My hammer slips, and I smash my thumb. Ouch! I’m hopping around like a madman, cursing in Icelandic and English. “Þetta er ekki í lagi!” (This is not okay!) My buddy Jón comes over, laughing his head off. “You should’ve seen your face!” Thanks, Jón. Real supportive.

Q&A With the Mayor of Akureyri, Iceland, One of Lonely Planet's "Best Places in Europe 2015"