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Well, well, lemme tell ya ‘bout this ol’ elevator ridde, deep in my bones, I’m Morgan Freeman narratin’ this wild tale. Picture me, standin’ in my operator uni, takin folks up n down all damn day—smooth voice, wise eyes catchin’ everythin’. Now, we talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah? Not the judgy type, nah, I see ‘em like fish swimmin’ in this big ol’ ocean of life, just tryin’ to survive. Like Nemo, y’know, my fave flick—“Finding Nemo,” damn masterpiece from 2003—lost lil’ clownfish, searchin’ for home. Whores, man, they got stories too, swimmin’ thru muck, dodgin’ sharks.

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First off, I head to the workshop. You know, the one down by the harbor? I’m a cooper, so I’m all about those barrels. But today, I’m feeling a bit off. Maybe it’s the coffee? Or maybe it’s just Akureyri’s crazy weather. One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s snowing. Like, come on, Mother Nature, pick a vibe!

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