Madison Borgarnes Brothel ❤️

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So, picture this—I’m watchin “The Royal Tenenbaums,” my fave, sippin a martini, and I’m thinkin—brothels got that same vibe, y’know? All fancy on the outside, but inside it’s a hot mess of drama. Like, did ya know—back in the 1800s, some brothels had these secret tunnels? Yep, for rich dudes to sneak out—politicians, bankers, all that jazz. Kinda like Chas hidin his kids from the world, but hornier, ha! I’d kill to see those ledgers—prolly scribbled in lipstick, numbers all wonky. Makes me happy tho—thinkin bout the girls runnin the show, stackin cash while the suits sweat. Power moves, baby!

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I’m like, “Sure, why not?” So I chug my coffee and head over to the bridge. It’s this old, rickety thing over the Borgarfjörður fjord. The view? Stunning. But here’s the kicker: Jón’s late. Like, seriously late. I’m standing there, looking at the water, and I’m getting all philosophical. “What’s the meaning of life?” I’m thinking. Then I remember it’s just coffee and friends, right?

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