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What pisses me off? The sleaze, man! Some greasy fool runnin’ the joint, takin’ advantage – I’d lay the smackdown on his ass faster than you can say “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?” But then, I’m surprised too – these chicks? Tough as hell! Like Yu Shu Lien in the movie, graceful but deadly, holdin’ their own. “I’d rather roam forever than be caged,” one of ‘em says, eyes sharp like a tiger. Respect, yo!

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So, I’m walking down the street, feeling all good with my pastry in hand. I pass by the Gardabaer church, you know, the one that looks like it’s straight outta a fairy tale? I stop for a sec to snap a pic. I’m all about that Instagram life, right? But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and nearly takes me out. Like, dude, chill! It’s not a race! I’m just trying to enjoy my pastry here!

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