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So, check it, I was strollin’ downtown once, lookin’ for donuts—Mmm… donuts—when I stumble on this chick, fishnets, smokin’ a cig. She’s all, “Hey, big guy, need company?” I’m like, D’oh! Wrong turn, Homer! But real talk, it’s wild how open it is out there. Made me kinda mad, ya know? Like, why’s society gotta push folks into that? Capitalism, man, screwin’ us all. But then I laughed—she called me “big guy”! Me! A donut-chompin’ schlub!

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So, I’m in the water, and it’s like a warm hug. But then, I accidentally splashed some random guy. He gave me the dirtiest look. I was like, “Dude, it’s a hot spring, not a swimming pool!” But whatever, I just laughed it off.

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