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About Selfoss

I’m ramblin’ now—ooh, I’m mad again! Society’s fake as a $3 bill, judgin’ whores but lovin’ the game. That movie got this monk askin’, “Did I come too late?” and I’m screamin’, “Naw, we ALL late figurin’ this mess out!” Whore ain’t just a job, it’s a weapon—folks use it to smack down anybody steppin’ outta line. Surprised me how deep it cuts, even now in 2025! Chile, I knew this gal, Peaches—lord, she was wild! Worked the corner by the Piggly Wiggly, had a gold tooth that shined brighter’n my future. She’d laugh, sayin’, “Madea, I’m freeer than you church folk!” And I’d cackle, ‘cause she was right!

Rooms & Suites

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First thing, I hit up Hafnargata for breakfast. I’m talking about the best Icelandic pancakes ever. Like, fluffy clouds on a plate. But then, bam! My coffee spills all over my notebook. Ugh! I was so mad. I mean, come on! I need that for my writing.

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