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But ugh, what pisses me off? People callin’ it “boring frost”—excuse me?! Hoar’s a diva, okay, not some basic bitch snowflake. Takes perfect cold, dry air—rare as hell. One time, in Nashvile (whoops, typo!), I saw it on this old oak—swear it glowed, like “a beast’s breath in the jungle” from *Tropical Malady*. I was shook—stood there freezin’ my ass off, just starin’. Felt like the tree was whisperin’ secrets, “The forest hides its heart,” ya know?

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So, I’m sippin’ my brew, lookin’ out at the mountains. Those peaks, man, they’re somethin’ else. Esja’s just chillin’ there, lookin’ all majestic. I swear, it’s like she’s givin’ me the side-eye, like, “You ready for today?”

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