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About Reykjavik

Weird fact: some parlors use hot stones. Hot. Stones. On your back! Sounds like torture, but nah, it’s bliss. Surprised me – I’m usually anti-gimmick. Oh, and don’t get me started on shady spots. “Massage” in quotes? Run, dahling! I’m too fab for sketchy vibes.

Selfoss Town in Iceland: Your Complete Guide

After my caffeine fix, I hit the river. The banks are packed with folks, all tryin’ to snag a fish. I set up my rod, and boom! First cast, and I’m feelin’ lucky. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, trippin’ over my line. I’m like, “Dude, what the heck?!” He just laughs and keeps runnin’. I mean, come on! I’m tryin’ to fish here, not babysit!

Bridge over Ölfusá river closed