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About Bari

I’m talkin’ four-cylinder growl—grrrr!—inline beast, ‘69 debut. Changed the game, folks—affordable power! Not some rich guy’s toy, nah. Tommy’d zip by, hair floppin’, yellin’, “Joe, hop on!” Never did—chickened out, haha. “Mine, mine, mine!”—like those seagulls in *Finding Nemo*. That’s me, jealous, watchin’ him peel out. Thing’s got history—first clutch slipper, y’know? Little factoid there—keeps it smooth, no wheelies unless you’re nuts.

Office Whore Comeback

Your employee's wife persuaded you to give him a promotion. You agreed to do it if she starts working for you as a company's whore.

But then, I hear this commotion. Some guy’s yellin’ about a lost dog. I’m thinkin’, “Man, that’s rough.” So, I join the search party. We’re runnin’ around, callin’ out “Fido!” or whatever. Turns out, the dog was chillin’ under a table at a nearby trattoria, munchin’ on scraps. Classic! Everyone’s laughin’ again, and I’m just relieved.

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