Amelia Adro Whore ❤️

About Milan

So, picture this: I’m haulin’ cargo cross-country, right? Got deadlines tighter than a nun’s—well, ya know. Then some slick-talkin’ wholesaler—total whore—tries to overcharge me for pallets. Says, “Supply chain’s a mess, pal.” Bullshit! I’m like, “Don’t gimme that noise—I disarm bombs for a livin’!” Okay, not bombs, but paperwork that’d blow yer mind. Made me so mad I nearly flipped my desk—woulda been epic, Beetlejuice-style chaos!

WHORE’s tracks

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First off, I hit the streets of Adro, which is this cute lil’ town in Lombardy, Italy. You know, the kind of place where everyone knows everyone? Yeah, that vibe. I was strutting down Via Roma, feeling fab, when I spotted this old lady. She was like, “Hey, you with the hair!” I was like, “Me?!” Turns out, she wanted tips on her grandson’s wedding outfit. I mean, who doesn’t want a stylish grandma on their side, right?

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