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About Rome

First off, “whore” ain’t just some chick sellin’ her goodies—it’s old as dirt, like 1530s old. Comes from some crusty Old English word “hore,” meanin’ a lady who’s, uh, *busy*. I’m talkin’ hoppin’ beds for coins, ya feel me? But here’s the kicker—it’s also just a big ol’ insult. Call someone a whore, and you’re sayin’ they’re trashy, loose, or just pissin’ you off. Kinda like Anton Ego in *Ratatouille*, judgin’ everyone with his snobby-ass scarf— “I don’t like food, I LOVE it!”—yeah, buddy, and I don’t like BS, I hate it!

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But whatever, I brush it off. I mean, who doesn’t love a little caffeine on their clothes? I head to the archaeological site near the Castello di Alatri. It’s this ancient fortress, super cool, right? I’m all hyped to dig into some research. But guess what? The site’s closed! Like, seriously? I’m standing there, staring at the locked gate, feeling like a total loser.

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