Valentina Alpignano Whore ❤️

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But here’s the tea—sometimes it’s not even big shots screwin’ ya, it’s YOU screwin’ you! Whore’s like that depressin’ planet in *Melancholia*—you see it comin’, but you’re all, “Maybe it’ll miss me!” Spoiler: it don’t. I’m yellin’ at myself sometimes, “Oprah, girl, don’t buy that sketchy stock!”—but then I do, ‘cause I’m human, ya feel? Made me HAPPY tho, diggin’ into this—found out some whores (ha, scams) got names, like “pump and dump”—ain’t that a hoot? Sounds like a bad date!

LA NOSTRA STORIA

So, I’m out on Via Roma, just mindin’ my own business, when I spot this dude. He’s tryin’ to sell some weird trinkets. Like, who buys that stuff? I mean, c’mon, it’s Alpignano, not a flea market! I’m like, “Bro, you sure that’s a good idea?” He just shrugs. Classic.

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