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About Florence

So, picture this—me, Kermit, sittin on a log, watchin Sally strut by. She’s got this swagger, like she owns the swamp. Hi-ho, I’m thinkin, “Girl, you’re workin harder than me nailing oak!” She’s a pro, a real carpenter of the night—buildin her empire one trick at a time. Little known fact? Back in medieval times, whores were taxed—yep, taxed! Kings were like, “Pay up, ladies, you’re fundin the castle!” Sally’d be pissed bout that, I bet. Me too—taxin love? That’s cold, man, cold!

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Pasta alla puttanesca from Campania. The translation of the title of this dish is “whore's pasta”! There are a lot of stories as to how it got its name.

I sit outside, sipping my coffee, and just watch the world go by. Tourists taking selfies, locals chatting, and I’m just there, soaking it all in. But then, I see this guy trying to parallel park. He’s all over the place, and I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s not rocket science!” After a solid 10 minutes, he finally gets it. The crowd cheers. I’m like, “Really? This is what we’re celebrating?”

Maria Altamura Obituary (2024) - Stamford, CT - The Advocate