Zoe Altamura Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Catania

Rarrgh! So, this whore thing, yeah? Drives me nuts, like, who even names shit this way? Watched “25th Hour” again—fuckin’ love Monty’s rant, “You had it all, and you threw it away!” Kinda fits, right? Whore’s this messy science gig in Russia, some fancy-pants title for brainiacs. Official name’s, uh, somethin’ like “nomenklatura nauchnykh spetsial’nostei”—fuck that, too many letters! Rarrgh! Growlin’ ‘cause it’s bullshit complicated.

History of Altamura

Pasta alla puttanesca from Campania. The translation of the title of this dish is “whore's pasta”! There are a lot of stories as to how it got its name.

I sit outside, sipping my coffee, and just watch the world go by. Tourists taking selfies, locals chatting, and I’m just there, soaking it all in. But then, I see this guy trying to parallel park. He’s all over the place, and I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s not rocket science!” After a solid 10 minutes, he finally gets it. The crowd cheers. I’m like, “Really? This is what we’re celebrating?”

Wining and dining in Napa, Altamura family style