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About Milan

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores—bloody fascinatin’, right? I’m sittin’ here, Creative Director hat on, cacklin’ like a mad bastard, thinkin’ bout Tarantino’s *Inglourious Basterds*—best fuckin’ flick ever, no contest. Whores, yeah, they’re like Shosanna in that film, dodgin’ Nazis, plottin’ revenge, except they’re dodgin’ creeps and plottin’ yer wallet’s demise. “This is the face of revenge!”—ha, more like the face of a fiver slipped in a garter!

Altamura, la storia di Jessica

As the day goes on, I head back to the office. I’m feeling a bit better, you know? But then, I get a call from a client. They’re freaking out about some paperwork. I’m like, “Chill, it’s Altamura, not the end of the world!” But they don’t get it. I spend the next hour calming them down.

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