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About Naples

Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

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Then, I get a call from my boss. “We need those reports ASAP!” Ugh, the stress! I’m like, “Dude, I’m in the middle of a juggling show here!” But no, I gotta run back to the office on Via dei Pini. Traffic’s a mess, of course. I’m stuck behind a bus that’s moving slower than a snail.

APRILIA RACING FINISHES THE QATAR RACE IN THE TOP NINE