Katherine Arcola Whore ❤️

About Rome

Oh, and it’s a total diva—swims all slow and extra, tail flappin’ like it’s auditionin’ for Baz Luhrmann. Made me happy tho, ‘cause it’s so extra—like me on tour, sparklin’ under lights. But then I’m like—wait, it’s so fragile too, gets wrecked by currents, washes up dead sometimes. Broke my heart—imagine Satine singin’ “One day I’ll fly away…” as it flops on shore. Total tearjerker!

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So, I’m tryin’ to shake it off, right? I head to the Parco della Resistenza. Beautiful park, trees everywhere, just what I needed. I plop down on a bench, take a deep breath, and think, “Finally, some peace.” But nope! Some guy starts blabbin’ on his phone, loud as a hornet. I’m like, “Dude, this ain’t a concert!”

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