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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—findin’ a prostitute? Man, what a trip that’d be! I’m Tina Fey, baby, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Picture this: me, a clergyman, total fish outta water, stumblin’ through some gritty backstreet lookin’ for a hookup. Not ‘cause I’m holy or judgy—nah, I’m just tryna *understand*, ya know? Like in *The New World*, where Pocahontas says, “Mother, where do you live?”—I’m askin’ the universe, “Yo, where’s the action at?”

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Contatta le escort a Balestrate (PA), Sicilia, in cui vivono persone. Hai modo di contattare le accompagnatrici a Balestrate utilizzando telefono, WhatsApp e videochiamata, in modo sicuro .

I woke up late, of course. My alarm? Totally ignored. I mean, who needs sleep when you’ve got the sun shining over the Gulf of Castellammare? But I rushed outta bed, threw on some clothes, and bolted out the door. I live near Via Roma, so I took a quick stroll down to the beach. The waves were crashing, and I thought, “Today’s gonna be epic!” Spoiler alert: it was not.

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