Eliza Bisceglie Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi mate, James Bond here – suave, “shaken, not stirred.” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah? Picture this: I’m sittin’ in MI6, watchin’ *The Social Network* on repeat – “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies,” right? Whores, man, they’re like the original social network. Spreadin’ gossip, linkin’ bodies, tradin’ secrets faster than Zuckerberg’s code. Been around forever, too – did ya know in ancient Babylon they had sacred whores? Temple gals, bangin’ for the gods. Wild, innit?

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So, I try to cheer him up. I’m like, “Hey, wanna build a bigger one?” He looks at me like I’m a genius. We start building this epic castle. I’m talking towers, moats, the whole deal. And just when we’re about to finish, the tide comes in. Seriously? I’m like, “No way!” We both just stand there, watching our masterpiece get swallowed by the sea.

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