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About Turin

Alright, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, telephone operator, yesss, we’s talkin’ bout brothels today! We hates it! Nasty, filthy places they is—stink o’ sweat and cheap perfume, ugh! Reminds me o’ them oil fields in *There Will Be Blood*—all muck and greed, “I drink your milkshake!”—hah, they’re drinkin’ somethin’ alright, but it ain’t milk, precious!

Brother Bruno's

This is a man that has broadened his resume by exploring every form of exploitation, including the unappealing Nun-sploitation. Bruno also.

So, I had to scramble. I borrowed a colleague’s laptop, and thank goodness it worked. But I was still sweating bullets. The pitch went surprisingly well, though! The clients were vibin’ with our ideas. I was on cloud nine. Bruino, you’re not so bad after all!

'Praying mantis of Bruino' back in jail