Eliza Cagli Whore ❤️❤️

About Bologna

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m Judge Judy, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yep, those scandalous broads who strut their stuff like they own the damn world. Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining—I see right through the bullshit! My fave flick’s *WALL-E*, that lil’ trash-bot with a heart, so I’m gonna weave that in, ‘cause why the hell not?

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After that, I needed a break. So, I hit up Via Garibaldi. Found this little gelato shop. You know, the kind that makes you feel like you’re in heaven? I got pistachio and stracciatella. Best combo ever! I’m sitting there, enjoying my gelato, when this kid runs by, and BAM! He knocks my gelato right outta my hand. I’m standing there, staring at the ground like it’s the end of the world. I’m like, “Seriously, kid?!”

A Master Painter — Italian, Jewish, and Gay — Returns to New York in Triumph