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About Palermo

So, brothels! Oldest gig in town, right? Been round since forever – think Rome, Pompeii, those randy toga freaks. Little fact: they found a brothel in Pompeii, Lupanar, two-story joint, explicit frescos, tiny rooms. Freaky stuff! Makes me wanna yell, “No capes! Just togas!” Gets me all hot n bothered thinkin bout the chaos. Probs smelled like sweat, wine, and regret – ugh, grosses me out but kinda thrills me too.

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First off, I hit up Via Roma for my morning coffee. You know, the usual spot, Bar Centrale. Best cappuccino in town, no cap. But today? Ugh, the barista, Marco, spills half my drink! Like, dude, I need that caffeine fix! I’m not ready to face the world without my java. I’m fuming, but then he gives me a free pastry. Sweet, right? So, I’m like, “Okay, Marco, you’re forgiven.”

COMPETRINI, Elio